don't make me get the flying monkeys

robertas:

The two most important numbers to have on speed dial.

robertas:

The two most important numbers to have on speed dial.

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When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before they get around to it. You can’t make them change if they don’t want to, just like when they do want to, you can’t stop them.

Andy Warhol (via thecultureofme)

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dogshaming:

We want the whole treat, monkey!
Our friend Lee over at Sofa Dogs has a hilarious web series you really should check out.

dogshaming:

We want the whole treat, monkey!

Our friend Lee over at Sofa Dogs has a hilarious web series you really should check out.

Shortly after Kathryn Tucker started RedRover, an app that showcases local events for kids, she pitched the idea to an angel investor at a New York tech event. But it didn’t go over well. When she finished her pitch, the investor said he didn’t invest in women.

When she asked why, he told her. “I don’t like the way women think,” he said. “They haven’t mastered linear thinking.” To prove his point, he explained that his wife could never prioritize her to-do lists properly. And then, as if he was trying to compliment her, he told Tucker she was different. “You’re more male,” he said.

Tucker didn’t need to hear any more. “I said, ‘Thanks very much,’ walked out, and never spoke to him again,” she recalled earlier this year, as part of a panel discussion on “fundraising while female” at the annual Internet Week conference in New York.

We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.

Charles Bukowski, The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors have taken over the Ship, 1998  (via obliteratedheart)

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iheartmyart:

Kasi Minami, 辶(辵) - SHINNYOU, 2013, image posted with the permission of the artist.

500 likes!

500 likes!

I could go for this right now.

I could go for this right now.

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Found on Pinterest today, and it cracked me up. I have shit like this in my notes. It’s a side effect of writing down every idea.

Found on Pinterest today, and it cracked me up. I have shit like this in my notes. It’s a side effect of writing down every idea.

What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.

J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

 

 

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